I believe...

I BELIEVE...


... Where's Waldo is the best coffee table book ever.

... men should not leave their body hair in the tub. Disgusting!

... there is nothing wrong with going to see a movie by yourself.

... there are 4 people who everyone should listen to... Stacy & Clinton (What Not to Wear), Jo Frost (Supernanny), and Cesar Milan (Dog Whisperer).

... if two people make it their priority to work at making the other happy, the return is going to be 10 times better than you thought you wanted or tried to demand from the other person.

... dark chocolate can cure anything!

... Hot Wheels and Legos are the greatest toys ever invented!

... too much of the Bible is overlooked. Particularly in Proverbs when it says that a naggy, quarrelsome woman is like a constant dripping and it'd be better to live on a rooftop than in the same house as that woman.

... the Amish are smarter than everyone else for being self-sufficient, minus the bad clothing part.

... a Dr. Pepper a day keeps the headaches away!

... the closest friends are those who live furthest away.

... pit bulls, like children, only behave the way they are brought up.

... there's something about eating Doritos just after swimming that just works together.

... in Anti-Feminism.

... old Tupperware rocks. I love midgets.

... children should be given the same quality of respect adults are given.

... grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup will always be the best meal ever.

... no one should work purely for the money. Do something you enjoy even if it means not having everything or the social status. Don't let money keep you at a job that you hate.

... if the shoe fits, tie it.

... muscle cars are the only American-made cars anyone should buy.

... in complete independence. If everyone you love left you, can you stand on your own?

... being different is way more fun.

... having the right bra is the smartest thing any woman can do and greatest favor to herself.

... buying cute, cheap shoes gives you validity for buying more shoes more often.

... Laffy Taffy jokes are the funniest jokes ever.

... in only buying clothes that are on sale or clearance unless it's something you just absolutely love.

... not all people were created equal. If they were, then why are some in a naturally bad disposition?

... your wedding is about you and not your guests or how great are your table decorations.

... everyone should read "For Women Only" and "For Men Only" by Shaunti Feldhahn and her husband.

... the Bible is true, it can't be changed for the modern society. It's all the same yesterday and today.

... children shouldn't wear helmets and pads when roller-blading or riding bikes. They need to learn to fall, hurt themselves, and get back up.

... scars add character.

... scarcasm is wonderful.

... Effingham is home. For the first time, I have somewhere to settle.

... J.J. Abrams and George Lucas are geniuses.

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... the climate crisis is just a conspiracy to make money off of people who will pay out the butt to "Go Green."